The Blair Valentine Project

Ahh, the joys of random acts of kindness.
So Tara, Blair, Elizabeth and I were bored out of our skulls, and we decided to take a little trip to Target. Our plan was to buy as much cheesy lovey dovey stuff as possible and then to adorn several unsuspecting friend's cars.
It was a blast. The coppers busted us and told us it was illegal. Hah. Yeah. Right. Whatever. We had only done one car, and we still had to start our second victim. We slyly went over to the next car and tried to get it done. They saw us "vandalizing", but we hopped in the car and lost them. We then returned and finished our product.
This is The Blair Valentine Project.

This is ridiculous! After spending over three hours trying to get these pictures to work, I have given up. Pictures will still be included in posts, but most of you will have to refer to THIS SITE. to view them. The pictures are given an appropriate title and labeled by date. Please check the pictures out there, it'll make me so happy!

Dye, Evil Shereds!

What color should I dye my hair? Black as night, baby, mmmm! Deep red/burgandy. Leave it blonde, it's gorgeous, gorgeous. I'll pay you $1000 to shave it. Current Results

Ooga Chacka Ooga Chacka!

Of these, your favorite band is... The Beatles The Rolling Stones Pink Floyd Led Zeppelin The Velvet Underground Metallica Elvis Sigur Ros Air The Beach Boys The Aquabats Bob Marley Creedence Clearwater Revival The Dead Milkmen The Doors Deftones Incubus Elton John Herman's Hermits Janis Joplin Jefferson Starship/Airplane Red Hot Chilli Peppers Smashing Pumpkins Sting/The Police The Who Tom Petty/The Heartbreakers Weezer Wham! Lovin' Spoonfuls Her Space Holiday Current Results

Due to the shortage of "N" animals, I have created a new species. Half newt, half emu...behold!!
NEMU.

Possibly the best picture of a narwhal ever created:

Aaaaahahahahahahhaha!

NEWT! Newt! Thank you, Chelsea Robinson, thank you.

After intense pontification, I decided that the only animal that starts with "n" must be narwhal.
Come on people, prove me wrong.

NOSTRIL.
Say it out loud! "Nostrils" contains no comedic value whatsover, but nostril. NOSTRIL! Come on, say it out loud. Laugh it up. It's a guarenteed guffaw.
(If you don't laugh, perhaps there is something lodged in your nostril.)
For you slow ones:
DIAGRAM!
Trust me on this one. Chelsea nose best.

Let's all take a moment to consider this picture.
What picture? This picture.

Answer me this. How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon? ::ponders:: (See my pondering face here)
The first person with the right answer wins a special prize.

...She wonders if she should dye her hair black.

Song Recommendations:
Aaron: Pepper - Tradewinds
Brodie: Walking On Glass -Movielife
David: A Storybook Ending - Shades of Blue
Kevin: La Breeze - Simian (This song is so incredibly good, I can't even get over it)
To add your recommendation, IM me. Shur1yTemple

I ripped off Kevin and stole his idea. But instead of posting all the responses to "All hail Macbeth!" I will post the funniest...
Shur1yTemple: All hail Macbeth!
mattytheory: and his sidekick..robin

All hail Macbeth!

Today I almost was smashed by a motorcycle.
You see, I had gotten out of the car to run up to my mom's car to fetch a taquito. We were on the freeway. Hey, I was hungry! Yeah, so I stepped right in front of a motorcycle and then I did my business, and ran back! Taquito in hand! Almost back to Tara's car! Yes, Tara thought it would be funny to lock me out of the car. On the freeway. Traffic started moving and so did my legs.
I ran until the next stoplight.
Hah, Tara. Bon un. Wretched beast!