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I am 65% Evil Genius

Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings.

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I am 62% Emo

Well.. I've made the cut! Now I'll go buy some promise rings and knit myself a sweater.

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THughesGT:If you stuck a lump of coal up my ass, it would turn into a diamond in minutes

She randomly IMs me...


atsync: i am a flat fruit

Shur1yTemple: you are a sliced cucumber

atsync: you are a diced onion

Shur1yTemple: you are a rotten kiwi

atsync: you are a sour lemon

Shur1yTemple: you are a kumquat with a gigantic alien stuck inside

I think I won that argument.
Me and my aunt have odd conversations, no?

I think our lives would be a lot harder if we did not have thumbs. Hurray for thumbs!

Armpit hair, however, we can do without.

OMG OMG OMG LOLOLOLOL IT'S AN UPDATE!!!!!!!1111111

Goodbye Kitey.
1991 - December 25, 2002

My cat is dying. I'm very sad.

I'm going to go sit with him some more.

Gadzooks, I'm in agony...screw these foolish braces!
Who needs teeth anyway, they just get in the way of everything. ::takes out teeth::
Don't oo tink?
Tock to oo shoon, shonny.

9 days until The Two Towers!
Time to take out my hobbit feet and stir up some lembas.
Oh my goodness, I'm such a nerd.
100 bucks says the Ents are going to look horrible.
Stupid CGI.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooga booga booga booga. Uhhh uhh uhh! Hurh hurh gurgle snort belch ooga hu hu hu rah rah rah.
Oh dear...at least you can't complain about the lack of posts!

Me and my sister rearranged the spice cabinet and my dad went insane!
We were giggling, he was flipping out. It was grand.
Now we're lurking upstairs to rearrange their bedroom!
Ahhhhhhhhhahahha!
Okay, kidding. I value my life, after all.

BBBIGD:: arg, i'm tired
BBBIGD:: but i got 10 hrs of sleep
Shur1yTemple:: hrmm
Shur1yTemple:: maybe you have a GNOME
BBBIGD:: a GNOME?!?!
BBBIGD:: where?
Shur1yTemple:: a gnome that lives inside your body
BBBIGD:: i have a garden gnome
Shur1yTemple:: and eats all your sleep
BBBIGD:: what can i do?
BBBIGD:: hahaha
BBBIGD:: damn gnomes!
Shur1yTemple:: with a bottle of stomach acid and a side of kidney
BBBIGD:: ewwww
Shur1yTemple:: well, you can either eat some gnomacide
BBBIGD:: or....
Shur1yTemple:: or...
BBBIGD:: wait to poop it out
BBBIGD:: ?
Shur1yTemple:: yes.
BBBIGD:: i dunno if i could pass a gnome
BBBIGD:: it would be sorta hard
BBBIGD:: esp. if he kept his hat on

BBBIGD: arg..... the santa clause 2 isnt showing at amc 12
BBBIGD: bah!
BBBIGD: that would be the kind of movie id go see right now
BBBIGD: dont really have to think
BBBIGD: can just enjoy it
BBBIGD: yet does challenge the mind
BBBIGD: sorta like lifting w/ really light weights

I'm still pondering how The Santa Clause 2 challenges the mind...

Shur1yTemple: kekekekekekeke!
BBBIGD:HAR HAR HRE
BBBIGD: kekekekeke??!?
Shur1yTemple: yes!
Shur1yTemple: african tribal laughter
Shur1yTemple: kekekekekke!
BBBIGD: karikiki!
Shur1yTemple: no
Shur1yTemple: no
Shur1yTemple: what is that????
Shur1yTemple: NO!
BBBIGD: its a bird sound.... one of sheer pleasure
Shur1yTemple: oh my...

I think these antibiotics are getting to me...Somehow today we got on the subject of this woman, a woman you may know as Aretha Franklin.

::Tara and Chelsea ponder a movie::
Tara: Hahahah! That is so funny!
Chelsea: Who does she sound like!?
Tara: Ooh, oh, that singer!
Chelsea: Urethra Franklin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tara: ::collapses in a heap of laughter::
Chelsea: ...What.
Tara: I don't think it's Urethra. HAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Chelsea: ...What? Ureth----AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHA. ::flops about like a dying fish::

I love Pilates!
Of course...it was a little strange when my parents found me convulsing on the floor chanting and such...

Blizzzair: yes but i'm reading ur journal deal. I was doing this research thing but now i'm wrapped up in ur wacky words of wisdom.

Aww thanks Blair, I'm flattered!....I think.

Kerouwhacked: XXXXX and his girlfriend could be enzymes in the tight fit model, and you would be the ultra-hot temperature that makes them lose their three dimensional structure!
Shur1yTemple: Haaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahha.
Shur1yTemple: HAHAHAHAHA.
Shur1yTemple: HAHAH.

I don't know why, but astronauts really turn me off.

a sad tuesday: both my parents have chicken legs